how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat
Whatever it takes to get Jensen Ackles to appear in my bathroom
- Person: Does anything.
- Me: Fuck. Do you ever fucking wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.
- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
how do i give good hand jobs?
FIRMLY GRASP IT