lameborghini:

how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

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lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

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avengerstimebitches:

foxnewsofficial:

cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:

spookyroomba:

foxnewsofficial:

what does tumblr even mean

tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.

that’s actually kind of touching. 

it’s actually kind of gay

that’s also what tumblr means

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fffcuk:

*clears throat, taps microphone* boys *applause*

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quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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thebloggerbloggerfun:

piewinchesters:

If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat

Whatever it takes to get Jensen Ackles to appear in my bathroom

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• Person: Does anything.
• Me: Fuck. Do you ever fucking wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.

• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

that-kid-from-london:

borinq:

how do i give good hand jobs?

FIRMLY GRASP IT

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